earthwanker:

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

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bennyinspace:

After the end of the kaiju war Newton and Herman become teachers at the same university, they manage to arrange it so they never have to teach classes at the same time and instead they sit in on each others lectures. Kids take those classes not because they are the best…

downloading-new-emotion:

hermionespriorities:

Do you think Sirius ever ate Remus or James or Peter’s homework as a joke

yes

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borgcast:

rectumofglory:

Guide to the Races of Star Trek

i cant brEATHE seND heLP broodinghunx paramaline mizufae

bless u neilcicierega for existing and creating the highest caliber of internet comedy out there time and time again, my sense of humour is forever indebted to you.

Episcopalians! :D

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evilboyendo:

raideo:

this fucking cat looks like a video game glitch

He’s fucking fighting it ahahaha

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heraldofandraste said: If you could make your own Star Trek ship for a new series, what class ship would you have, what kind of species would you use for your crew, what would their relationships be like, and what would their mission be?

not-in-front-of-the-klingons:

teroknortailor:

it would be a new form of immediate relief hospital ship named the Panacea

its design is threefold, with a portion intended to land on an affected planet’s surface and become a clinic, the majority being left in orbit to care for a larger quantity of individuals over a longer period of time, and a final section that jettisons to become a smaller-scale ship to survey other systems in the area

its computer would be equipped with advanced holoprocessors and memory circuits to accommodate programs that emulate the great physicians of the past, boasting names like Phlox, McCoy, and M’Benga, and those of the present - Crusher, Bashir, and Pulaski - because all hands are needed to help in these dire times

and there would be holoemitters in every treatment center to project new and improved versions of the EMH Mark I based on advances the original Voyager EMH brought back from the Delta Quadrant

Borg technology that has been developed on Earth is also a major part of the ship, as regeneration techniques and nanoprobes have shown themselves to be of considerable medical help in research assisted by Seven of Nine

the ship would be crewed by approximately equal parts Bajoran, Cardassian, and Federation officers - it’s only fitting to have a ratio that reflects the species affected during the Dominion War

relationships would no doubt be contentious, due to previous history between the Bajorans, Cardassians, and Federation, but the knowledge that it’s in everyone’s best interest to be aboard this particular ship will no doubt temper interactions

their mission would be to go to the worlds outside of Federation control that were the hardest-hit by the Dominion War

mostly worlds within the Cardassian border, but some as far-reaching as the Gamma Quadrant and the outer worlds of the Alpha Quadrant

Okay, WOW, yep i would watch the crap out of that series.

Let’s play a game. It’s called: Find Luna.

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

mystinkybutt:

image

I didn’t even need to click the picture omg

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radiohosts:

Penis and XY required to be man? False.

Only things required to be a man are:image

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sleepydumpling:

kateordie:

angelica-aswald:

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

So many girls saw this. Bless.

All hail the queen.

Just in case y’all forgot.

sleepydumpling:

kateordie:

angelica-aswald:

mtvstyle:

want this moment burned on my eyelids

So many girls saw this. Bless.

All hail the queen.

Just in case y’all forgot.

priscillapricey:

gryzio:

d-hizzle:

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

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tinylilremus:

No but can you just imagine Mrs Weasley getting to the magical afterlife one day and the first thing she sees is a girl with red hair sprinting towards her.

For a fleeting moment she thinks it’s Ginny, but as the girl comes closer she recognises the kind smile and the emerald eyes that are shining with tears. It’s Lily Potter.

Lily pulls Mrs Weasley into a tight hug and can only whisper three words before dissolving into tears.

"Thank you, Molly."

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destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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